Just a little ditty to let you know
There’s tons and tons and tons of snow!
I couldn’t even make it up Route 17
But my thumb worked well if you know what I mean
So I stood in line for the Single Chair
Then I skied through the trees like a snowshoe hare
Then I did it again because how could you not?
By the end of the day my whole body hurt a lot
And when the lift finally closed I went to the Pub
For some beer and some laughs and some real tasty grub
And apparently we’re due for more fluff
So get your snowtires on and pack up your stuff!
The skiing will be AWESOME and so will the Grift,
But if you’re driving through Moretown, I may need a lift!
Ski ya soon, yo!