Mondays can make me feel so damn needy.
I’m tired and whiney and I just want to ski,
but I’m laid up in bed with a bitchy old knee.
After such a great week of skiing and fun,
We all thought it was finished and over and done.
But No! It’s not true! The skiing is great! Who knew?
[Pick your expletive] Batman! There is skiing to do!
We all went back to work on this grey soggy day,
And then saw the vid on Facebook and said “No Way!”
Ry and his new GoPro got pow in the trees,
And he ripped like a pro on his cool new Ramp skis.
And now we can’t wait for next weekend to come.
Hopefully there’s still pow if Ry left us some.
But there’s plenty of fun before Saturday’s here,
So call in a favor or take a sick day, my dear.
You can get free fries on Wednesday if you know the Word,
And there’s free fondue on Thursdays, or so I’ve heard…
Friday you can learn to tele for 45 bones,
Or try the Vertical Challenge if you have the stones!
Of course it will be fun here when the weekend arrives;
Be prepared to hand out a bunch of high-fives!
The trees should be awesome if you know where to go!
The groomers and bump runs will be skiin’ great too,
So get to Mad River Glen and we’ll ski ya soon!