Dude. We have snow.

Dude #1: Dude. What the bleep? How come you didn’t post anything on the GSP blog last week?

Dude #2: Dude. I was busy.

D1: Dude? Busy? And I ski on 220s.

D2: Hey. It’s my job to ski. We got a lot of snow last week. I was busy.

D1: Yeah, I heard the mountains got snow. But it’s been raining at my house so I don’t believe it.

D2: Hey, don’t worry. You and your 220s didn’t miss anything. Except for maybe 2 feet of snogasms.

D1: Snogasms huh? Pretty sure that’s not PG. But seriously – 2 feet?

D2: 2 feet and counting! But you probably don’t want to come up here because you might have to wait in line and then ski empty trails.

D1: Yeah. When I ski at other places there’s like no line and there’s tons of people on the trails. It’s like I’m in a video game and the object is to not kill anyone and not get killed.

D2: Gee, that sure sounds like fun. You go do that. I’m gonna go skiing at MRG. I’m mean work. I’m going to go do my job at MRG.

D1: Dude. You suck.

D2: Sorry dude. No friends on a powder day!

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This week at Mad River Glen:

• THURSDAY: Free Fondue in the pub starting at 3:30 pm! Thanks Cabot Cheese! You guys rock!
• FRIDAY: The grueling, thigh-burning, ridiculous display of endurance and the first leg of the 2012 Triple Crown: The Vertical Challenge!
• FRIDAY: Free Heel Friday – Take your tele-flailing to the next level with super bargain deals on awesome two hour tele lessons!
• FRIDAY: Women’s Tele Clinic & SATURDAY Women’s Alpine Clinic – For the ladies out there! Taught by women, for women, these day-long clinics are a great way refine your skills!
• SATURDAY: Snowshoe tours galore! Explore Stark mountain like you’ve never seen it with a guided snowshoe tour of the mountain
• SATURDAY: The Starline Rhythm Boys will be bringing their twangy delightfulness to the pub for apres – broad collared western shirts encouraged!
• TUESDAY: Town Meeting Day! Vermont high school, middle school and elementary school students Ski FREE! A great reason to go back to school, huh?